Donald Trump is controlled by aliens!!
Can you spot the alien beside Trump in this CNN news footage picture?
Here’s the highlighted alien to help you see it more clearly:
A grey alien is controlling my brain
That’s why I look totally insane
My powers are starting to wane
Quick! Take this E.T. away from me!
Before it turns into a Megyn Kelly –
I really hate her you see
‘cause she bleeds from her eyes, nose and tummy
Thinking she’s a yummy mummy
She ain’t even funny
I’d better call the M.I.B
Before these aliens have me for tea
Or put me in a room with a Muzzie
‘cause I’d rather go home with an E.T.
Than shelter with a refugee
Does no-one notice this alien beside me?
I feel like I’m going crazy
Look – it’s even on CNN T.V.!
Would someone please call security?
And please remind me –
Why I even bother to pay their fee
When an alien is standing right here beside me –
Going all gooey and smelling of pee!
My brain is really very huuuuge
If I could just get rid of this alien deluge
Turning me into an Ebenezer Scrooge,
Or a stupid tyrant deviant
Who is just hell-bent
On building a stupid wall
When aliens from outer space can easily sky fall!