Transport Terror

Transport Terror

malaysia plane

 

Something is terribly wrong with our transport –

Which we all must now abort,

Until the problem is sought,

I only hope we make it to port,

So never mind taking everyone to court,

I should just forget about my holiday resort,

And my planned trip to a fort,

Because the ship’s captain just can’t be taught.

 

I won’t be travelling on a Malaysian plane,

I don’t want it to disappear again,

Nor do I wish to experience any more pain,

That sort of transport is just insane!

 

And don’t think ships can’t also disappear,

They do so very often I hear,

Especially somewhere near South Korea,

Just because the captain forgets to steer,

Now everyone must live with death and fear,

It’s like the crew are all drunk on beer,

Saying a meek “sorry” with a single tear,

And, “Oh gosh, are you ok dear?” –

No, I bloody well am not!

‘cause your training you completely forgot,

It’s like you now think with the brains of a tot,

For so many bodies to disappear and rot,

Why do they even bother to train you lot?

When a better job can be done by a stupid robot,

Perhaps you just want to go to hell where it’s nice and hot!

 

I best not moan if I wish to go to heaven,

I’ll just not travel on days with the number eleven,

Or with anything that says “Seven, Seven, Seven.” 

I won’t even travel with other women or men,

Or in a group that is more than ten,

Or with any animal like a hen,

Or without my lucky charm pen,

I’ll only travel now when God knows when.

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