Jahilliya Times – News Flash:
Free airline tickets for all American Muslims!
Dajjal Donkey Airways are currently giving away free airline tickets to all American Muslims!! All American Muslims who are fearful of Donald Trump becoming the next American president, will be entitled to the free one-way airline tickets out of America. Dajjal Donkey airline pilots will be escorted by KFR (kaffir) Israeli military jets for their own enhanced security and safety – just in case some radical, overenthusiastic, spotty-faced KKK member and hardened Donald Trump supporter still chases after them!
American Muslims will be allowed to settle in their new home (Israel) upon arrival at the Israeli airport. All that they must do is renounce their Islamic faith and convert to Judaism, using a typical Jewish last name like Cohen, Midler or Frank – even though they may be of Ashkenazi ethnic origin without a drop of Semitic blood in them. Palestinians will undoubtedly welcome the newly arrived pseudo-Jewish former Muslim American settlers, because (let’s face it) by now they are accustomed to total spineless, cowardly morons escaping their homelands, and then taking claim of their Palestinian holy land and turning it into a dump!
All aboard your favourite “End of Days” luxurious airline –
Dajjal Donkey Airways – nothing takes you faster to hell!