It is a well-known fact that 5/11 was the first “false-flag” event in history. No-one is more aware of this fact that Tim Winter – who is fortunate enough to have rebellion embodied in his DNA. For he is a descendent of the Winter family (Robert Wintour (1568 – 30 January 1606) and Thomas Wintour (1571 or 1572 – 31 January 1606), also spelt Winter) – a family of devoted Catholics who once had the audacity and courage to rise in rebellion against the oppression of the Protestant king on November the 5th, 1605. Unfortunately for them, their Gunpowder Plot did not go to plan – as they were yet to learn the art of covert warfare, nor did they realise that they were obviously being used as patsies to help bolster the reputation of King James I and Parliament.
Many in the “9/11 truth movement” like to jeer at the apparent lack of 9/11 truth activism within renowned academic Muslim colleges – such as The Cambridge Muslim College (established by Tim Winter – aka Sheikh Abdal Hakim Murad) and Zaytuna College (established by Sheikh Hamza Yusuf). But such people should go and take a hike, because (unbeknown to them) such colleges are the true hub of underground, rebellious activity! The rebellion is so covert, so secret, so well-organised and persistent it makes the more overt ‘truther’ work of Jim Fetzer (McKnight Professor Emeritus at the University of Minnesota Duluth) look like child’s play, or a mere “picnic in the park”, in comparison. It’s “the mother of all” secret societies – enough to make Fetzer’s hero President JFK spin in his grave with fear.
Anyone can stand up and shout “9/11 was an inside job” from the headquarters of the BBC, but it takes a man of steel like Tim Winter to infiltrate the organisation with the light of Islamic truth. Tim will never again allow his Winter family to be used as patsies – purely for “false-flag” political expediency. If people are too dumb to realise that 5/11, 7/7, 9/11 etc. were all “false-flag” events, then why should he foolishly allow himself to be trampled upon by the big 9/11 “elephant in the room”?! As they say in America: “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!” Tim Winter has no intention of ever being “hung, drawn and quartered” – like his unfortunate ancestors were made to suffer. So, he reasons, it’s much better for him to be as wise as a serpent, and as unrelenting as the wind, in bringing down the wicked government establishment and propaganda news corporations. If the wolves like to dress up as sheep to catch the sheeple, then our Titanic Tim is one big daddy sheep dressed as a wolf, infiltrating the evil heart of British illuminati establishments – such as the BBC and Cambridge University. As they say: “If the mountain won’t come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain.” In other words, if one cannot get one’s own way, one must bow to the inevitable, or “be like water” – as Bruce Lee declares, in order to defeat the enemy. The belief that “a scholar who does not put his knowledge to good use, or take action against the forces of evil, is like a donkey carrying books” does NOT strictly apply in this case! There really is method in the madness, for those with eyes to truly see. And Tim Winter knows all about seeing with both eyes – as opposed to the one eyed vision of the Dajjal (anti-Christ).
Some news outlets recently began to suspect Tim’s covert infiltration of longstanding government establishments, and have sought to defame him in order to put a stop to his activism by stealth. For example, the Daily Mail newspaper tried to label him as being an anti-gay bigot – in order to try and get him fired from his job at Cambridge University. However, they made one fatal mistake which put an end to that evil idea for good: They didn’t realise that Tim had quite a reputation for being a gay icon amongst the students at the University. This was even noticed and published on Wikipedia for many years – until it was recently updated with their more infamous Zionist propaganda against our beloved sheikh. No-one knows why our Islamic Tim became a gay icon. Perhaps the rebellion that oozes from his DNA is subconsciously being picked up by gays (as they are people notorious for their rebellious, anti-mainstream nature), or maybe it’s just Tim’s photogenic school-boy charm that has them hooked. Whatever the reason, he is clearly untouchable – when it comes to them labelling him as being an “anti-gay bigot”, so the government press have really put their foot in it this time – big time!
Tim Winter has already passed the 9/11 Litmus Test with flying colours! Whilst some students of 9/11 truth struggle through such easy questions as “Was 9/11 an inside job?”, Tim brings fireworks to the exam room, and sets the test paper alight with the truth of his Islamic knowledge. Whoever created the 9/11 Litmus test is clearly an idiot, he reasons – as you cannot tell evil that you know that it’s evil, as this would only bring its full wrath upon you. A person must use much more cunning and tact to influence the mind of pure evil. One must infiltrate their establishments and get to the root of the problem. One must grow a beard (not too long like Bin Laden’s, but a short, cute little one like Tim’s) to show one’s pure, fearless manliness. One must try to act hip and in with the trends of the current times (like twerking or doing a selfie) – all so as not to be noticed as one acts like a sheep in wolves clothes. The CIA have long feared Tim Winter as a potential anti-establishment boogieman. That’s why they gave the fake name “Tim” (aka Tim Osman) to their patsy Osama Bin Laden – so that they could psychologically prepare themselves for what was to come – in terms of the pure genius warrior skills of our beloved Cambridge educated sheikh – Tim Winter!
So don’t be disheartened all you ‘truthers’ out there – just because our Titanic Titanium Tim won’t endorse your puny little “9/11 Crash Test” project, or respond to letters to be one of the “Magnificent Muslim 12,000”, because our Terrific Tim is already at the forefront of our battle for justice. He will be remembered, in time, as the sheikh with titanic steel balls of courage. So “bring it on” all you pathetic pro-establishment presstitutes – with your lame, pathetic propaganda stories – aimed at defaming the pure, innocent, sweet, cuddly, angelic aura of our dearly beloved sheikh, but you will never win! Neeevvvvveeer!!! Our Tremendous Tim’s destiny has long been written in the stars. It says: “Lay off the Winter family, you punks! Your little 5/11 gunpowder plot “false-flag” event was not the end of us, but rather the beginning of our rebellion. So watch out, punks! Slowly, but surely, one way or another, we’re comin’ to get ya! Every last single one of you – the whole damn stinkin’ lot! So do you feel lucky punks? Well do ya?!”
Tim Winter and his close friend Sheikh Hamza Yusuf have been under constant, immense pressure by our enemies to stop the spread of real Islam (peace). For example, Hamza Yusuf’s reputation was nearly completely ruined when he clapped to George W. Bush during Bush’s State of the Union Address on 9/20/01 – promoting the fake ‘war on terror’. Only true anti-establishment insiders know that Hamza was forced to do so by the FBI, and that he wasn’t being a traitor at all – not one little bit! But rather, he was simply taking up his disguise as a “sheep in wolves’ clothes” up a notch. As what can be more “wolfie” than sitting next to George W. Bush and practically kissing his big fat butt. It is scientific fact that wolves are attracted to the perfume Chanel N˚5 – as famously worn by Marilyn Monroe, and I can assure you, Hamza Yusuf was wearing bucket loads of it at the time – in order to fit in amongst the warmongering wolves as a sheeple. All these embarrassing, genuine sacrifices our dear sheikhs do, purely for the love of humanity. What dedication, what courage, what spiritual enlightenment… (So eat your heart out all you “Anonymous” clowns pretending to be anti-establishment heroes, putting on your pathetic “V for Vendetta” masks and trying to act smart).
Chanel N˚5 – Be more wolf!
And so we ask you dear reader, is not Tim Winter the most anti-establishment hero of all time? If you wish to praise him for his good works, and thank him for being such a ‘truther’ star, he can be contacted at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Sheikh Abdal Hakim Murad (aka Tim Winter) – a Muslim “flaming firework” of anti-establishment truther rebellion! Here is the Katy Perry “Firework” music video song – dedicated to our “flaming firework” Muslim hero!: