Truther news just in…
“DEWers” (Directed Energy Weapons advocates) and “No Planers” (advocates of the theory of no planes/media fakery on 9/11) are to start a conflict to directly compete with their counterparts – the “Nukers” and “Nanothermiters”. The leaders of the two movements (Dr. Judy Wood and Simon Shack) said they were “very tired of seeing their other fellow 9/11 ‘truthers’ get all the attention” and were keen to “explore mutually beneficial opportunities for total annihilation in future debates”. The tensions will initially be focused less on logical debate than on inconsiderate parking and untidy appearances. The hardline “Nukers” currently claim victory in logical debate – with their renowned professor of logic Dr. Jim Fetzer, supporting them, while the softer, “centre-leftish” Nanothermiters say that achieving logical victory in the movement is a “nice to have rather than a must have”.
However, “DEWers” are believed to be very interested in getting hold of Richard Gage’s lucrative villas and fancy cars – purchased from fundraising donations, which are (allegedly) worth up to £2.1m per year. They also have eyes on the No Planer’s “September Clues” tee-shirts with the slogan: “Italians Do It Better: Investigate 9/11”, which are believed to be selling at a phenomenal rate – after they were recently promoted by Italian truther and musician Simon Shack. Simon Shack is the current leader of the “No Planers” with his “September Clues” website. The former Italian President Francesco Cossiga was also seen wearing the tee-shirt, as well as pop star Madonna.
Launching their conflict, the two rival movements put out a press statement yesterday, which read: “Tired of the same old Nukers / Nanothermiters conflict? Wish they’d piss or get off the pot? Us, too. For the next 28 days, take the DEWers / No Planers Challenge. We think you’ll like the difference.” The No Planer’s spokesperson Simon Shack is determined to unite the two groups in a giant truther “super movement”, while his rival Dr. Judy Wood has spoken only of “some car pooling potential”. Likewise, while Gordonoids have ordered countless censorship/bans of close allies and former “Veterans Today” members such as Dr. Jim Fetzer, Christopher Bollyn has left his inner circle unharmed, although he reportedly had “strong words with a ‘Nuker’ about a bad word being directed at him ”. “The bad word was published on Veterans Today and had upset him greatly,” said a source. “It took him a while to get over it.” And while Gordon Duff has ramped up arms production, and has increased his “Lord of War” defense contracts against his political opponents world-wide, Christopher Bollyn has focused on promoting his new books about 9/11. He told a conference of hardline ‘truthers’ recently: “I think we’re all agreed now that the way forward for a totalitarian ‘truther movement’ is, you know, evermore moronic leaders leading the 9/11 truth campaign. “Whatever you guys do is cool with me. Don’t think I’m some ogre always looking over your shoulder. This is a partnership, not a dictatorship.”