Traitor on 9/11/2001, George W. Bush exonerated years later

Jahilliya Times

Satirical News Report


elephant 911Folks in South Carolina and Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia tried to electrocute George W. Bush after he was convicted of killing millions of Muslims in a fake “war on terror” after 9/11/2001. The trial lasted just three minutes, and George’s lawyer had never before represented a criminal defendant – because any mindless idiot should immediately know that George W. Bush is as guilty as hell. So there’s no need to make a song and dance about it – as a high school teacher once replied to resistant students: “A word to the wise should be sufficient.”


At exactly 110 floors tall, the Twin Towers (at the World Trade Center in New York) were riddled with asbestos and were due to be demolished, but a few ridiculously evil criminals had other plans for them…  


The Twin Towers were just a few decades old when the American police state endorsed their controlled demolition on 9/11/2001 – one of the major “false-flag” events of the 21st century in the United States. Orwellian dictatorship was the law for most Americans. Zionism was a menacing presence. False-flag terrorism still happened all too frequently in this brutal era.




It may never be known if 19 cave dwelling Muslims – including the one they call Osama Bin Laden (aka Tim Osman), killed approximately 3,000 Americans at the W.T.C., as police, prosecutors, and jurors – all of them completely criminally delusional – quickly determined. Any physical evidence has long since disappeared. But many Americans aren’t interested in the physical evidence anyway – as long as they can continue to send their military boys out to fight the “Hajjese” in Iraq and Afghanistan – to “get ‘em sand niggers” for their “desert rat” war games, then all is fine and dandy – even if they get “stop-lossed” and treated like cannon fodder by the criminal élite. The lives of brown people still don’t matter much these days in middle-class white America, nor do military men matter much – as they’re often called “dumb stupid animals” by élite scum bags like Henry Kissinger – who knows all about “dumb stupid animals” because he happens to be one himself. He’s an animal for sure, but not as we know it. It’s a type of demonic werewolf animal that belongs to the depths of the bottommost pits of hell.


Now that we are approaching the year 2017, little evidence remains of the 9/11 false-flag crime. But as the great Southern writer William Faulkner said through one of his characters, “The past isn’t dead. It isn’t even past.” And that’s certainly true for all victims of the 9/11 false-flag crime, as well as their relatives whose lives were forever changed on that catastrophic day.


George W. Bush confessed that his so-called “war on terror” was a complete joke, and he openly laughed about his obvious lie that Iraq had WMD, but there’s still some strong feeling that he was coerced into admitting the truth to himself – as the majority of people still wish to live in denial, with their apathy, complacency and cognitive dissonance. The details of how authorities (and the American legal system) handled the obvious ‘false-flag’ case leaves much doubt that justice was done. For decades, the old legal maxim “Justice delayed is justice denied” seemed to apply.


sheepleOn Wednesday, A High Court Judge (who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals from the sheeple and the Mainstream Media), effectively clearing all Muslims of the crime – much to the dismay of the majority of the American public – who were rather fond of the fact that they could possibly live in denial for at least another decade and blame ALL Muslims (especially now that the oil prices are plummeting and things are finally “looking good”). In their delusional minds “war for oil” is good because they can drive around in their fancy new cars and show off a bit more to their obese, GMO diseased, fluoride, aspartame brain-dead neighbours.

However the High Court Judge ruled that George W. Bush’s confession (which he later denied making) was likely coerced and thus inadmissible, “due to the power differential between his position as a Skull and Bones/Freemasonic/mind-controlled/ perverted freak, apprehended and questioned by white, uniformed law enforcement in a small, segregated mill town in South Carolina, and a few brown people in a war crimes tribunal in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.” 

“This Court finds fundamental, Constitutional violations of due process exist in the 2016 prosecution of George W. Bush and hereby vacates the judgment,” the delusional, moronic Judge wrote. “Given the particularized circumstances of George’s case, I find by a preponderance of the evidence standard, that a violation of the Defendant’s procedural due process rights tainted his prosecution (whatever that means!). In any case, he’s as innocent as a lamb in the eyes of the sheeple – so they might just choose his younger brother (Jeb Bush) to be the next president of the good old U.S. of A. God bless America!”


Here are some of those particularized circumstances:


The trial lasted just three minutes, and no witnesses were called on George’s behalf. His white, court-appointed lawyer – a tax dodging, insane criminal who had never represented a criminal defendant – did not cross-examine witnesses for the prosecution – as there was no point in doing so because George W. Bush was obviously guilty to any sane, thinking person. The jury of 12 white men and some Malaysian brown folk took just 1 minute to reach a guilty verdict. When George W. Bush was sentenced to die by electrocution, no appeal was filed – as that form of death was considered far “too good” for him anyway.


Jim Fetzer, who’s producing a film called “Die Scum, Die!!!” based on George’s intended execution timeline, told news reporters that he was overwhelmed by Wednesday’s ruling.

“It’s never too late for justice,” Mr. Fetzer said. “There’s no statute of limitations on justice. One of the things I can say about South Carolina and I can give them credit for – is that they got it right this time. During a period of time in our nation where we seem to have such a great racial divide, you have a southern state that has decided to admit they made a mistake and correct it. We only hope that the rest of the brain-dead American sheeple will now wake the frickin’ hell up! Am I the only frickin’ sane person around here! I feel like I’m frickin’ takin’ crazy pills!!”


The past may not be dead, as Faulkner wrote, but much of South Carolina’s past no longer marks the state’s present.


In the court proceedings leading up to traitor George’s exoneration, the solicitor for the state who argued that the conviction should stand, was a black man, the son of South Carolina’s first African-American state Supreme Court justice since Reconstruction.   But many white, elitist Americans won’t listen to him anyway because he’s black of course (duh!!), and they fear he might even turn into a “sand nigger” if he stays any longer under the sun.




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