The Addams Family Report 9/11 ‘Truthers’ To The Police

♪ ♫ They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re altogether ooky…

 

The REAL Addams Family

Cast:

Morgan Reynolds ….. Gomez

Judy Wood ………… Morticia 

Nico Haupt ………… Lurch
James Fetzer ……… Uncle Fester
Paula Gloria ………. Grandmama
Ace Baker ………… Wednesday
Alex Jones ……….. Pugsley
Thing …………….. Itself

 

 Truther Family zombies

 

The Addams Family have finally taken the advice of Tony Rooke – to visit their nearest police station and inform the police officers about criminal activity within the 9/11 ‘Truth Movement’.

Here is the transcript of the conversation that took place at the police station:

 

Gomez: [shouting] I demand justice! Someone has brainwashed the 9/11 ‘truthers’!

Desk sergeant: [sarcastically] No!

Gomez: They’re feeding the public total bullshit Zionist propaganda!

Desk sergeant: [cynically] Get outta here!

Gomez: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make total bullshit news propaganda *constantly*!

Desk sergeant: I hate when that happens.

Gomez: Arrest them at once, without delay!

Desk sergeant: Who?

Gomez: The Zioturds, shills, trolls and the mass media T.V. military-industrial complex whore – the temptress of Waikiki!

Desk sergeant: Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?

Gomez: Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own…

Morticia: Gomez, NO!

Gomez: [shouting] A Buick! – That was purchased from the charity money donated to them for the purpose of spreading 9/11 truth.

Gomez: [shouting] Has the planet gone mad? The ‘truthers’, brainwashed by Zionists to become propaganda’s hostage. I seek justice – denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!

[Grandma holds up a picture of Dr. Judy Wood]

Gomez: I have seen horror!

[Lurch holds up a picture of Alex Jones]

Gomez: I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!

Morticia: They’re with Gordon Duff (otherwise known as the Gordonoids)

Gomez: I have seen all this, officer. But until today, I had never seen… *you*!

Desk sergeant: Hook him, book him, cook him. *Now*!

 

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Gomez Addams – Funny Police Station Scene:

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