“Veterans Today” song lyrics for “Elastic Heart” parody

The following music lyrics were modified from a music video parody of SIA’s song “Elastic Heart”. This new version is for Senior Editors of “Veterans Today” – they take part in this new “parody of a parody” of SIA’s infamous song:

 

The original parody music video:

Warning! Graphic music video content – viewer discretion advised!

BART BAKER LYRICS

“Elastic Heart Parody”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp7Cp2vBXbU

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New lyrics for the music parody – starring staff of “Veterans Today”, the Russian leader Putin and George Soros:

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“Elastic Heart Parody”

(feat. Soros, Putin & Ian G.)

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[Gordon Duff sings] And another one bites the dust

Stuff the “Unified Field” theory!

Allen Roland is not one to trust

Oh why can I not conquer such phony ‘love’?

And I might have thought that we were one –

To “merge” and “co-create” with the gods

But heaven knows that is blasphemy

I’m just a Duff for V.T.

Fighting for world peace

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Wanted to fight this war without weapons

And I wanted it, I wanted it bad

But there were so many commie red flags

Now another one bites the dust

Yeah, let’s be clear, I’ll trust no one

You did not break me

I’m still fighting for peace

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Well, I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart,

But your mind —it might be too sharp

I’m like a stupid Duff until I think too hard,

Yeah, I may snap and I move fast

But you won’t see me fall apart

‘Cause I’ve got an elastic heart

I’ve got an elastic heart

Yeah, I’ve got an elastic heart

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And I will stay up through the night

And let’s be clear, won’t close my eyes

And I know that I can survive

I’ll walk through fire to save my life

And I want it, I want my life so bad

I’m doing everything I can

To spread at least 60% V.T. disinformation

But aliens have infested my brain

Then another one bites the dust

It’s hard to be a Zionist “chosen one”

You did not break me

(You did not break me, no)

I’m still fighting for peace

Oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh

‘Cause I’ve got an elastic heart

I’ve got an elastic heart….

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[The perverted bird cage dance music scene]

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[Gordon] Soros! Please, I don’t wanna do this! This guys gross.

[George Soros] I don’t give a damn, now start dancing and make me rich or I won’t feed you! And don’t tell anyone that I’m a psychopathic, mass-murdering, satanic Zionist!

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[Song begins again when Gordon Duff enters a giant bird cage to ‘dance’ with the psychopathic Russian leader Putin]

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[Gordon] Prepare to watch a vid so dumb

You’ll be so grateful when it’s done

Putin doesn’t have much on

He looks like a dirty Russian bear’s bum

And this little blonde Duff is such a freak

With such an odd ‘truther’ clique

The whole thing’s just us in a cage

Doing this sick psy-op ballet

Hey creep get away!

I’m a veteran, you’re Dobby the Psycho House Elf – that’s what Boris Johnson has to say

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[Putin] No one’s going to understand what this is.

           They’re gonna think we’re geniuses!

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[Gordon] Your underwear’s dirty

                And smells really putrid

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[Putin] I’m method acting that’s my shit

But thank you for makin’ me seem legit

Here now you can suck my tit

I’m sure they don’t call you Duff for your wit

We’re bringin’ in the New World Order bit by bit

Shame the masses are too stupid to notice it

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[Gordon] Good grief Putin you’re so

               Disgusting!

               Soros, why aren’t you in this thing?

[Soros] I don’t appear in videos or face the audience at shows.

[Gordon] Would you like us fightin’ in a boxing ring?

[Soros] No I prefer your pretentious perverted art thing

Besides I’d rather people watch this

You two dancing like idiots.

Hey!

A mini-me but without boobs (Gordon)

And a beard-less creep with facial hair from pubes (Putin)

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[FBI Agent] This does not seem legal!

[Soros] This is art you asshole!

[Soros] Who are you guys?

[Gun-wielding FBI Agents] We are the FBI!

Put Gordon Duff down now Putin!!

You’re under arrest for dancing with a disinformation psychopath!

Hands up right now you stinky hairless Russian bear!

Cover your ugly pubic stringy facial hair!

[Soros] Don’t arrest him. This was all my idea

[FBI] Who the hell are you?

[Soros] I am George Soros

[FBI] If this “Veterans Today” psy-op video was made by you.

I guess we will arrest you too!

[Soros] There’s no need to arrest me.

I tweeted an apology!

And I own this minion Duff on V.T.

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[New Music video scene]

[A Hollywood music mogul film-making pervert sings]:

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Wow, I’ve got my next super-hero movie.

Duff’s got thick skin and an elastic heart.

He’s an alien synthetic clone, oh he’s so perfect.

He’s already got a mask.

Covering his face and everything.

Got to go bail him out of jail.

In a world where hurtful bullying is running wild.

What kind of name is Duff anyway, huh?

The Transformers Movie sucked.

Humanities last hope may just be…

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[Superhero Movie Scene]:

[Ian Greenhalgh is being criticized for being a fake “Military Affairs Expert” V.T. journalist]

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[Gordon Duff to V.T. readers] Leave that plagiarizing douche-bag alone!

[V.T. readers] Just who the hell are you – freak.

                       Yeah…freak!

[Gordon Duff to V.T. readers] A pretentious Zionist psyop-bullshit writer.

Thick skin, elastic heart power. Activate.

Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you.

[V.T. readers] That freaks mean.

Yeah… lets get out of here.

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This summer from Veterans Today…

[Ian Greenhalgh to Gordon Duff] You saved my life!

THE WORST SUPER HERO MOVIE EVER.

Buckle up for the worst super hero movie ever to hit the big screen.

NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

Gordon Duff, Putin and George Soros – as the evil bully overlord.

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[Soros] I ain’t gonna stop till I bully and bash every single journalist who isn’t Satanic and my next target is you!

COMING SOON.

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[Ian Greenhalgh] Why do you always wear that mask anyway?

Oh…what were you hit in the face with a chandelier?

Oh….

What the hell! I thought you had thick skin.

[Gordon Duff] Not as thick as your skull ass-wipe!

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Putin joker face

 

Note:

SIA’s “Elastic Heart” song is about Putin and his commie red Russian flags seeking to control the world – Putin is a sick psychopath who enjoys killing innocent children all over the world – especially in the Middle East.  Unfortunately, journalists working at “Veterans Today” can only think of him and his equally evil gangster buddies (like George Soros) as being “good men” – because the veteran journalists are too afraid to speak out against them.

 

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