Shocking News: Women less valued than piss-soaked beds!
Intelligence agencies around the world are struggling to understand the moral depravity within our world today. Apparently, society no longer values women like they used to. Americans have just elected a president who openly brags about grabbing women “by their pussy” at will. People now seem to readily accept such blatant male chauvinism, and also Trump’s openly racist statements against Muslims and Mexicans too, but any mention of Trump “pissing on a bed” has the Mainstream Media in political uproar – so-much-so that Trump is forced to defend himself by calling CNN “fake news” and comparing the MSM and U.S. Intelligence to Nazi Germany for exposing his bed pissing.
Many feminists are now concerned enough to ask why women are apparently less valued in society than Trump’s piss-soaked beds – despite all their efforts throughout the ages for greater gender equality. One Muslim woman, in particular, lamented in song: “Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, ’cause I could really do with a wish right now, a wish right now… and I wish that Muslim women were treated as good as a piss-soaked bed, ’cause I could really do with a piss right now, a piss right now – I’m REALLY pissed off about this!!”