Donald Trump’s Vatican “Pussy Hunt”

 

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Donald Trump, in collaboration with the Vatican and the Pope, are organising a Pussy Hunt this year to raise money for the next pussy Olympics – promising “a-lot-a-vagina symbolism in the opening ceremony once again too”.  Donald Trump is pleased that the Pope is obsessed with “the pussy” (aka Lucifer) just as much as he is, stating that he can’t wait to “grab ’em by the pussy”, and he has written a special Christmas rhyme all about the pussy too.  It’s a well-known secret that the Vatican hides many symbols of “the pussy” within many of its religious pictures and statues at The Vatican building, and this is reflected in the Music Industry’s Grammy illuminati Sun-Worship performances:

 

 

This year’s Presidential Pussy Hunt will challenge the most tenacious treasure hunters, and the person who finds the most pussy symbols, pictures, or songs at the Vatican will be the winner of a Prestigious Pussy Prize!!  President Trump will lead the search team, whilst repeating the words of the classic children’s picture story book “We’re Going On a Bear Hunt” – with revised rhyme:  “…we’re going on a pussy hunt, we’re gonna grab a big one, we’re not scared…”

 

Gordon Duff has asked all U.S. veterans visiting his “Veterans Today” website to prepare in advance to try to get ahead of the competition.  His “Military Affairs Expert” named Ian Greenhalgh advises all veterans to have “as many extramarital affairs as possible in preparation for the hunt – because that’s what being a Military Affairs Expert is all about after all.”  Before Ian was reincarnated as a little known British student historian, and then oddly promoted to the prestigious pussyfied position of “U.S.Military Affairs Expert”, he was an expert in the “Royal Pussy Head-Chopping” business as his lookalike King Henry VIII all those many years ago.  Many are preparing hard for the great Pussy Hunt – which only “the best of the best” will win in the end, but the U.S. army commander Donald Trump, allegedly, already has a head start in the race with all the pussy grabbing experience he has gained over the years.  Kevin Barrett and his fellow “Veteran’s Today” colleague Allen Roland are convinced that they’ll win the competition this year – because they love “the pussy” (aka Lucifer) just as much as the Pope does, apparently, and are convinced that they know all of the many places where it is hiding in the Vatican. This has not deterred many aspiring Pussy Hunters, such as Sean Spicer, who recently bravely announced :  “….we will not be de-turd or afraid of radical pussies.  That was the old spicey, this is the new spicey now!”

 

 

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