The real reason for Theresa May’s recent snap election decision:
Tony Rooke is a famous 9/11 truther with his Historic Case to Challenge BBC’s 9/11 Coverage. He is most famous of all for his dark-long-coat wearing matrix busting moves in British courts. He can dodge theoretical false-flag bullets like Neo (the actor in “The Matrix” movie) can dodge real bullets in his famous back-bending bullet-dodging move. After reading a recent blog post about real police waking up to The Matrix, Tony and a few of his cop mates (such as Tony Farrell – a former Intelligence Analyst for the South Yorkshire Police Department), once again, made it to court to defeat the BBC-sponsored agents of The Matrix. When they arrived at court this time, they enacted the famous “lobby scene” of “The Matrix” movie, but instead of real weapons hidden within their long coats, Tony was loaded with books about the 9/11 false-flag event such as Judy Wood’s book “Where Did The Towers Go?” amongst many others. This completely shocked The Matrix agents policing the court lobby entrance. They had never seen so many matrix-shattering books under one coat, and it set all the alarm bells off at once.
They were even more shocked when Tony took out the most anti-Matrix books of all – books about God’s law such as The Holy Bible and The Holy Qur’an. These books, along with his ceiling walking/flying, karate and bullet-dodging moves, enabled him to easily shatter the illusion of The Matrix at court, and Tony, once again, walked out triumphantly declaring as prophet Moses once did: “Those who won’t live by the law, shall perish by the law!”, as his cop mates chanted beside him in unison against The Matrix agents: “Let us pass! Your ‘Juris-my-dick-tion’ – cram it up your ass!! Juris-my-dick-tion… cram it up your ass… Let us pass…!
They then marched (like a ‘V’ for Vendetta army) to the gates of Buckingham Palace.
When news of what had just happened at the law courts reached the Queen – in residence at the palace at the time, she immediately summoned Theresa May, and gave her the following order:
“It seems the “useless eaters” are getting smart. They have finally figured out that there’s no real justice in this world for them, but that The Matrix favours the privileged few like us only. We cannot allow for such protests to continue. Tony Rooke and his rebellious followers need to be arrested at once! As for the sheeple, we must make sure that they never learn of Tony Rooke’s recent matrix-busting moves. We must put them all to sleep once again, by making them believe that they have a voice in some kind of a “democracy” – the best way to do this is by having a snap election – so people will again be lulled to sleep by the left-right (i.e. Matrix blue vs. red pill) false political paradigm, until they’re as brain-dead as Duracell batteries. Thus, allowing us reptilian shape-shifting folk to continue to drain the energy out of them. One must never allow the sheeple any kind of real justice or freedom. Moreover, any election (or entrenched matrix system that surrounds us) cannot change with the election of any new leader – we must make sure of that! We must retain control in all legal skirmishes by enforcement of the State Secrets Privilege via the Military Intelligence Complex (MIC) – to shield our reptilian secrets from the judicial branch so we achieve undeserved legal immunity forever!! I thus command you Theresa May to announce a snap general election at once – never mind that you already promised the “useless eaters” that you’d never do such a thing so soon after Brexit; ’cause they only have 5 minute attention spans anyway and probably won’t remember. It’s urgent that we fool them back into total stupidity, as they continue to kiss my big fat royal reptilian privileged butt!!
…And whilst you’re at it, get the following announcement re-published on www.Royal.UK, so that they may remember the mighty reptilian power I still have over them:
“…Earlier this week the Queen was seen by thousands of people in a form they are not acquainted with. We seek to reassure the public that the Queen is still the Queen, and remains the respected and loved figure they have always known. While she may not be human, she is a devoted leader and Monarch and she believes her subjects will grow to accept her and her family for what they are.”
TV licence evader refused to pay because the ‘BBC covered up facts about 9/11 and claimed tower fell 20 minutes before it did’
- Tony Rooke represented himself at Horsham Magistrates’ Court in Sussex
- Told inspector on visit in May 2012 that he would not be paying licence fee
- Rooke said he was withholding fee under Section 15 of Terrorism Act 2000
- This states it’s an offence for someone to provide funds used for terrorism
- He said he didn’t want to give money to an organisation ‘funding terrorism’
- Rooke said BBC claimed World Trade Centre 7 fell 20 minutes before it did
- But judge made Rooke pay £200 costs and gave him conditional discharge