Ramadan Kareem – 2017!

 

Ramadan 2017 AD / 1438 AH

Friday 26th May or Saturday 27th May 2017 will be the 1st of Ramadan 1438 Hijri.

The official announcement for Ramadan will be made on Thursday 25th May 2017 around Asr time.

The Islamic Months are dependent on the sighting of the crescent of the new moon and can not be pre-determined by more then a standard deviation of 1 or 2 days.

http://www.iccuk.org/

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Song: “Ramadan Kareem”

[spoken] It’s great to be here, with you good Muslims,

on this fabulous night! Remember Muslims, show the world,

let them know it’s Ramadan Kareem. Hit it!

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[singing]

I wouldn’t change places

With anyone tonight

We’ll carve crescent moon faces

And watch the jinni’s flight

Every jinn’s heart will shudder

Every ghoul will shake with fear

Tonight, the greatest

Tonight, the happiest

Tonight, the most wonderful night

ahhhhhhhhf the year!

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Anything can happen on Ramadan Kareem

Your dogma could turn into Salat

Such prayer may seem bizarre

When it’s turning starving people fat

Christmas time brings the snow

Summer time brings the sun

But on Ramadan Kareem evil begins to run

Something’s funky going down now

This funky Soul Train’s gonna be fun!

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Anything can happen on Ramadan Kareem

It’s better than you know

Muezzins gonna call from every minaret

From London to Idaho

April first can be fun

New Year’s Eve is a bore

But on Ramadan Kareem every Muslim stands tall

Oh, I’m soaring high!

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Anything can happen on Ramadan Kareem

Your beards grow long and your faith turns green

Your teacher could become less mean

Your poor fed just like a queen.

Has anybody seen my tambourine

I may start playing

Begin the begin

The holiest night you’ve ever seen

This happy, lovely, holy, heavenly,

Ramadan Kareem!

In 2017!!

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Food Glorious Food:

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