WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A U.S. Navy air crew was grounded on Friday after using their advanced fighter jet to draw a giant image of a penis in the sky with the exhaust – to basically finally tell the Deep State to “‘F’ off!!”, officials said. Here is the image they drew in the sky:
The incident took place in skies over Okanogan County in Washington state on Thursday, when a Navy E/A-18 Growler warplane flew the unusual ‘dick’ air pattern with the words “9/11 was an inside job!”.
Images of a condensed air trail in the shape of a penis immediately went viral on social media. A local television station said one mainstream media (MSM) presstitute in Okanogan County was concerned she might have to explain to her readers that “9/11 was indeed an inside false-flag job!”
The Navy, which is trying to crack down on 9/11 Truthers in its ranks, issued a formal apology on Friday for what it called an “irresponsible and immature act.”
“Sophomoric and immature antics of a patriotic nature have no place in Naval aviation today,” Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker, the commander of Naval Air Forces, said in a statement. President Donald Trump then stated that he would also “grab ’em by the pussy” for any “immature antics of a sexual nature in Naval aviation”. He further stated that truther air crew should only ever say “up yours” to aliens from outer space in “huuuge motherships” – as in the Hollywood movie “Independence Day”.
As the commander ‘n’ chief of all U.S. Naval Air Forces, Trump then said in a statement:
“We will investigate this incident to get all the facts and act accordingly as good paper-bitches for our military-industrial complex Deep State dickhead masters – in much the same way as all the paper-bitch presstitutes behave at Gordon Duff’s “Veterans Today” infamous spook house.”