George Soros writes to “Veterans Today” about Black Friday:
This is George Soros. I have decided to withdraw my support and funding of “Veterans Today”. After careful consideration, I no longer believe that V.T. is able, or willing to promote the charitable causes closest to my stone-cold black heart. The cause I most identify with and fund is “Black Lives Matter”, that’s because I always dreamed of being a black person – especially when I was young and was made to act as a sadistic Nazi in Germany for white supremacists. Being secretly ‘black’ was my way of rebelling against what I always knew deep down inside to be wrong.
I recently noticed you were promoting selling black coloured guns for Black Friday on V.T.. I find this highly offensive to black people and Black Lives Matter. How dare you promote the idea that ‘black’ is cheap and violent. Why don’t you ever talk about black beauty – remember that T.V. horse named “Black Beauty” well she wasn’t a cheap gun mad violent bigot like you guys seem to be, so why do you think ‘black’ has to be associated with all that’s degrading to humanity? Why didn’t you feature white-coloured guns for a “White Friday” cheap sale instead, or were you too afraid that you might upset Donald Trump in his racist White Amerika?
How many years have I supported V.T. and this is how ya all repay me! Shame on ya all! What next! I bet you guys would just love to bring back that little “Golliwog” mascot that used to feature on jam jars for your little racist “Black Friday” shopping event, wouldn’t you!!
If you don’t show multi-coloured guns for sale on a “Rainbow Friday” instead, I swear by the mighty galactic black hole, you’ll never hear from me ever again! Ever!
Think about it. Black Lives Matter!! – Be it on Black Friday, or on any other friggin’ day of the week!
Yours most colour-blind,