Titanium Super Eggs!!

Super Egg  To: press@consumerwatchdog.org, contact@consumerwatchdog.org

 

Dear Consumer Watchdog,

 

Re: Major Steel Egg-cutter Product Recall!

 

Dr. Richard Gage is a highly esteemed, world-renowned Architect and Engineer who has brought to our attention the potential safety hazards of steel egg cutters – In the following YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrByZ3WFoMw

In this video, Dr. Gage suggests that the steel of egg cutters are likely to bend with “very highly orthogonal structured series of breakpoints” – when impacted by a boiled egg – just like how a jet plane’s wing can easily pass through concrete reinforced steel – like a hot knife passing through butter.

 

Dr. Richard Gage spends at least three-hundred-thousand dollars replicating scientific experiments by NIST, but he is in no doubt whatsoever as to the safety risks of egg cutters – as documented in this blog post:

egg cutter toolRichard Gage’s egg-cutter theory for the next generation

Dr. Gage says that Architects and Engineers are primarily tasked with ensuring public safety.  Therefore, due to his certainty of the potential faults of steel cutters – that they are unfit for purpose if they can easily be bent by eggs, we (as consumers) feel that all egg cutter manufacturers should immediately withdraw their egg cutters from sale in all shops – at least until Dr. Gage joins Steve De’ak in a scientific Crash Test Project – to determine, without a shadow of a doubt, that an egg’s impact on steel is just like the impact of a plane’s wings on concrete reinforced steel.

 

 

Richard Gage EggWe trust the judgement of Dr. Richard Gage (the famous spokesperson for Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth), and feel that he is telling us the truth for the sake of public safety, and all  Next Generation picky consumers.  Therefore, please look into this matter – as a matter of utmost importance.  Otherwise, many people might be very disappointed to learn that they have mushy eggs stuck between the bent steel of the egg cutters – that are currently being sold in all shops but obviously unfit for purpose.  Customers wish to purchase egg cutters which can easily slice eggs – without producing “very highly orthogonal structured series of breakpoints” in their steel blades upon a fragile egg’s impact. 

 

supereggThank you for your consideration of this eggstraordinary matter.  We trust that your eggspertise in protecting the rights of customers will be eggchieved again – to prevent many people from being eggrieved. Dr. Richard Gage is such an eggalitarian person and his genuine concern for public safety is an eggsxample to us all.  Please don’t eggnore this important matter as mere eggsaggeration.  Egg cutter steel really is eggquivalent to the concrete reinforced steel of Twin Towers – and thus can easily be bent – just like how a fragile plane’s wings can easily pass right through them.  Eggccording to Dr. Gage, the material of a plane’s wings behaves much like the flesh of a boiled egg.  This eggsample now highlights the need for major egg-cutter product recall – because, eggccording to Dr. Richard Gage, eggs can be as strong as titanium when they crash into steel blades – to produce holes in steel buildings that are unlike any neat cookie-cutter egg-shaped hole, but rather bent with “very highly orthogonal structured series of breakpoints” – even at their most fragile points of entry!

 

Thank you for your consideration of this important matter.

 

Yours truly,

 

Heidi

Egg Cutter Customer

 

Titanium

Super Egg

[David Guetta]

You shout it out
But I can’t hear a word you say
I’m talking loud not saying much
I’m criticized but all your bullets ricochet
You shoot me down, but I get up

I’m bulletproof nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won’t fall, I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won’t fall
I am titanium, I am titanium, I am titanium, I am titanium

Cut me down
But it’s you who has further to fall
Ghost town, haunted love
Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones
I’m talking loud not saying much

I’m bulletproof nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won’t fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won’t fall
I am… Super Egg!!! – Your worst nightmare!

ultimate

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?  No, it’s Titanium Super Egg!!

superegg

Titanium – YouTube Video: Song lyrics David Guetta feat.sia – Titanium:

 

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